黑英语笑话（二）

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　　重新开始journey （旅程）

　　孤独时拥抱 chimney（烟囱）

　　现在没有 money（钱）

　　也就没有 honey（蜜糖，宝贝儿）

　　另有GRE单词如：

　　花和尚鲁智深

　　一颗脑袋是bald（秃的）

　　一身花绣是emerald（翠绿色的）

　　一张嘴话是ribald（粗鄙的）

　　一喝舌头被scald（烫伤）

　　一出战把胜利herald（预示）

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