现在我们已经清楚了你的鼻子
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
一个小老太太去看医生…说，“医生，我有个天然气问题，但它并没有真正困扰我太多。他们从来没有闻到，总是沉默。事实上，我放屁了至少20次，因为我已经在你的办公室。你不知道我在放屁，因为他们没有气味和声音。”医生说，“我看。这是你的处方。一天吃3次为七天，下个星期再来找我。”一星期后老太太。”医生，”她说，“我不知道你给我吃了什么，现在我放屁…虽然仍然没有声音但是很。”医生说，“好！现在我们已经清楚了你的鼻子，让我们为你诊治听力。”
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