你为什么不来见我一次吗？
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
“Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
”How much do you charge?"
“A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
”For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."
"Is that so? How?"
“He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!”
杰里去找心理医生。”医生，”他说，“我有麻烦。每当我躺在床上，我觉得有人在那。我要发疯了！“就在我手中把自己一年，”医生说。”一星期来见我三次，我会治好你的恐惧。”这个怎么样。“每次一百美元。”我会说：“杰里。六个月后，医生遇到杰里在街上。”你为什么不来见我一次吗？”医生问。“一百美元一个拜访吗？酒保治愈了我10美元。”“是这样吗？怎么用。“他让我把腿从床上！现在那没人了！！！“
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