第1352期 英语笑话：脱口笑话精选 啤酒聚会二
最近可能都没什么大事情发生，于是一些人很闲，翻出总统出生地的老问题，说奥巴马是秘密出生在肯尼亚的，不应该当美国总统，最近白宫的回应就是把总统的出生纸放到网上给大家看。
"But it's all coming out okay, because Obama today spoke to Officer Crowley on the phone. He said he was a good man, a good policeman, and they could find common ground. Although he did find it strange at the end of their conversation that Crowley demanded to see his birth certificate." --Bill Maher
但是这些最后都没事了，因为奥巴马今天和克劳力警官通电话了。他说他是个好人，是个好警察，他们一定能找到一些共同点。尽管在谈话的最后事情变的有点奇怪了，克劳力警官要求看他的出生证明。——比尔·马赫
"The birthers believe that the president was secretly born in Kenya. ... I always thought he was born in a manger in Jerusalem." --Jimmy Kimmel
这些出生派们相信总统是秘密出生在肯尼亚的。……我总以为他是出生在耶路撒冷的马厩里的。——吉米·卡莫
"More than you might expect, actually, apparently there was a group of Americans who did not believe that Barack Obama was born in the United States and therefore should not be president. They're called 'birthers.' They are. The birthers want Obama's election to be invalidated, which, I'm not sure what their goal is. Are they aware that Joe Biden would be the president?" --Jimmy Kimmel
这简直太出乎意料了，事实上，很明显有一部分美国人不相信巴拉克·奥巴马是在美国出生的，认为他不应该成为美国的总统。他们被叫做“出生派”，是的。这些出生派们希望奥巴马的选举被废除，我也不知道他们的目的是啥，他们有没有发觉乔·拜登可能当总统啊？——吉米·卡莫
"Only 42 percent of Republicans believe Obama was born in the United States. That's an amazing statistic. How come in America Christians are the only ones who won't take anything on faith?" --Bill Maher
只有百分之四十二的共和党人相信奥巴马出生在美国，这是个惊人的数字。在美国，怎么会只有基督教徒不会在信仰上附加什么东西。——比尔·马赫
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