一个警察带着一只猴子去他的上司那里
A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, “What kind of monkey business are you getting up to? He said, "This monkey was wandering on the streets, not following any of the rules. I'm turning him in. The boss said, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you have to take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me. Take it to the zoo! So the policeman took the monkey out.
Three or four days later, he was seen again, holding the monkey's hand. He took the monkey to the police car, opened the door, put it in, and was about to drive away.
The boss saw this, ran out, and asked, "Oh, my God! How come the monkey is still here? I told you to take it to the zoo. The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I've already taken him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie.
一个警察带着一只猴子去他的上司那里。上司问，“起床后你的猴子做什么？他说，“这只猴子在街上闲逛，不遵守任何规则。老板说，“哦，我的上帝！你真是笨！如果你抓住一只猴子，你得把它带到动物园。为什么把它给我。把它带到动物园！于是警察把猴子带出来。三或四天以后，他又被看到，抱着猴子的手。他把猴子带到警车，打开门，把它放下，正要开车。上司看见了，跑了出来，问，“噢，我的上帝！为什么猴子还在这里？我叫你把它带到动物园。警察回答，“是的，先生。我已经带他去了动物园。今天，我带他去看电影。
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