德国，英国和美国人火车旅行
A German, Englishman and American are traveling on a train. They get bored and start telling each other about their families. The German says I have 4 kids, one more and they’ll make a basketball team. The Englishman says huh! That’s nothing, I have 10 boys, and one more and I’ll be the world-champion soccer-team’s coach. The American starts laughing. He says I’ve had 17 wives and no kids!! But one more wife and I’ll open a golf course!
德国，英国和美国人火车旅行。他们觉得无聊，告诉对方自己的家庭。德国说，我有4个孩子，他们会组成一个篮球队。英国人说哈！这没有什么，我有10个男孩，和一个我会是世界冠军的足球队的教练。美国一开始笑。他说，我有17个妻子和孩子！一个和我的妻子！但会打开一个高尔夫球场！
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