他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧！

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Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

邻居：您认为您的儿子会把在大学里学的东西全忘光吗？

父亲：我希望这样－他当然不能以吻女孩子谋生吧！

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