但为什么花了这么长的时间？
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"
"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."
一对年轻夫妇在他们四岁的儿子担心，他没有说过话。他们带他去看专家，但是医生觉得他没有什么毛病。后来有一天早上吃早餐时，男孩突然脱口而出，“妈妈，面包烤焦了。”“你说话了！你说话了！”他母亲叫了起来。”我太开心了！但为什么花了这么长的时间？”“嗯，直到现在，”男孩说，“一切都很正常。”
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