他们会把我扔下去的
A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him.
"The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I'd pulled you out, they'd chuck me in."
一名海军军官从船上落水。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能报答他。“最好的办法，先生，”水手说，“是什么也不说了。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。”
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