你身上就不会长虫子了。
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.
He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
“All right, son,” asked the father, “What does that show you?”
“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”
一位父亲想让他的小儿子明白酒精的坏处。
他把一只虫子放在一杯水里，另外一只虫子放在威士忌酒里，结果水里的虫子活着，而在威士忌酒里的虫子蜷曲着死去了。
“好了，儿子，”父亲说道，“你从中明白了什么？”
“爸爸，这表明如果你喝酒的话，你身上就不会长虫子了
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