Will I meet her at a party?
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
His Personal Psychic（灵媒，巫师） Advisor tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "This is great!"
"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks（呱呱叫） .
"No," says the psychic, "In biology class."
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