一对夫妇坐在一个餐馆
The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.
"Madam, look," he said. "Your husband just slid under the table."
"No, he didn't," she replied. "My husband just came in the door."
似乎有一个美好的时光。但是当那女子向旁边瞥了一眼时，侍者突然冲了过来。“夫人，听着，”他说。”你的丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”“不，他没有，”她回答说。”我丈夫刚从门外进来。”
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