没有灰尘它是如此干净
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
两只蟑螂正在讨论要去一条小巷新开的餐馆大嚼垃圾。
“我是在对面那家新餐厅，”一个说。”它很干净！厨房一尘不染，和地板闪闪发光的白色。到处都没有灰尘——它是如此干净，整个地方发光。”
“请，”另一只蟑螂皱着眉头。”不，我吃的！”
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