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我准备研制一种万能溶剂。

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A young man saw Edison, said, "I want to develop a sort of  all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve all materials." Edison asked a question in reply, "In that case, what container shall you hold it with?"  

一个后生找到爱迪生,说:“我准备研制一种万能溶剂,它能溶解一切物质。”爱迪生反问:“那你用什么来盛它呢?”

    

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