爆笑英语幽默笑话精选38： I Wasn’t Listening我没有听（英汉双语笑话）
38.I Wasn’t Listening
38.我没有听
Mother asked her litter daughter who was reading a book，"What are you reading，dear?”
妈妈问正在读书的女儿:“亲爱的，你读的是什么书?
"I don’t know，”the litter girl answered.
女儿回答道:“我不知道。”
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud，so you must know.”
“你不知道?你不是在朗读吗?你应该知道的。”
"I was reading aloud，mummy，but I wasn't listening,”explained the child.
女儿解释说:“我是在朗读，可我没有听。”
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