我祖父刚刚去世了。
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
呆了一晚上后，男人再也不花一分钟跟她约会。
早些时候，他已经悄悄地安排一个朋友给他打电话，这样他就有借口离开。
当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说，“我有一些坏消息。我祖父刚刚去世了。”
“谢天谢地，”他的约会对象说。”如果你没有这样做，我就不得不嫁给你了！”
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