英汉双语笑话：英国年度最佳笑话
英国笑话大赛获奖作品，专门调侃大导演斯皮尔伯格的。虽然这涉及chinese，但我觉得编笑话者并无恶意，只管笑，不要太敏感啊！a chinese walked into a bar in america late one night and he saw steven spielberg.
as he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over to him, and asked for his autograph.
instead, spielberg gave him a slap and said, "you chinese people bombed our pearl habour, get outta here."
the astonished chinese man replied, "it was not the chinese who bombed your pearl harbour, it was the japanese".
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