看看我今天买了一个聪明的宠物。
A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant. He thinks for a moment and then says, "I've got just the thing for you madam. I'll just get him."
With that, he disappears into the back of the shop, and returns a few seconds later with a cute little puppy. "This dog is a special dog," he tells her. "It is able to fly," he explains, and with that throws the dog into the air. It immediately begins to float gracefully around the shop.
"There is one problem with him, however. Whenever you say 'my', he'll eat whatever you've mentioned. Watch. "My apple!" The lady watches in astonishment as the dog zooms over to the shop attendant and furiously devours an apple he has produced from his pocket.
"He's cute, and so unusual. I'll take him," she says, and a few minutes later she is on her way back home with dog to show her husband.
"Darling, look what a clever pet I bought today!" she exclaims when she gets back home. "He can fly!"
The husband peers at the dog, and then remarks, "Fly eh? Ha! My foot!"
一个女人在寻找一个宠物，所以她在当地的宠物店。她走到一个小宠物店，她解释了她需要的宠物给服务员。他想了一会儿，然后说，“我有好东西给你夫人。”
说完，他就消失在店铺的后面，并返回一个几秒钟后，一只可爱的小狗。”这只狗是一种特殊的狗，”他告诉她。”它能飞，”他解释道，和与抛向空中的狗。它立即开始浮地周围的商店。
“他有一个问题，但是。每当你说“我”，他会吃任何你所提到的。看。”我的苹果！”在惊讶的女士手表作为狗放大到店的服务员，疯狂地吞食一个苹果，他从口袋里拿出来。
“他很可爱，而且很不寻常。我会带他，”她说，几分钟后她在回家的路上与狗给她的丈夫。
“亲爱的，看看我今天买了一个聪明的宠物！”她说当她回到家里的时候。”他能飞！”
在狗的丈夫同行，然后说，“飞吗？哈！我的脚！”
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