讲求效率的工作--双语幽默漫画
"We don't pay extra for overtime.If we let you work more than 8 hours a day,we figure you owe us a volume discount."
我们不支付加班费,如果我们让你每天工作超过8小时,我们认为你在工作量上给我们打了折扣.
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