但我该如何解释这样逻辑呢？
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?"
Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."
"That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?"
Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."
"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher. "What about your father, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy murders people, steals from them, and drinks."
The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell. Billy's father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"
一个小学老师问学生他们的父母是干什么的。”蒂姆，你是第一个，”她说。“你妈妈做什么工作？”
提姆站起来，得意地说，“她是个医生。”
“那太好了。你呢，艾米？”
艾米羞涩地站起来，拖着脚说，“我爸爸是个邮递员。”
“谢谢你，亲爱的，”老师说。”你的爸爸呢，比利？”
比利骄傲的站起来说，“我爸爸杀了人，偷了他们的饮料。”
老师很震惊，迅速改变了主题。后来她去了比利的家，按响了门铃。比利的父亲开了门。老师解释说他的儿子说了什么，问是否会有合理的解释。
比利的父亲说，“我是一个律师。但我该如何解释这样逻辑呢？”
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