我什么时候滚出去？
“Young man, where do you work?” the judge asked the defendant.
“Here and there,” said the young man.
“What do you do for a living?”
“This and that.”
“Take him away,” said the judge.
The young man said, “Wait a minute! When a minute! When will I get out?”
The judge replied, “Sooner or later.”
(The judge thinks that the young man did not respond to his questions in a serious way, so he returns the favor in his response.)
年轻人，你在哪工作？“法官问被告。
“在这里，”年轻人说。
你是做什么的？“
“这里和哪里”。
“把他带走，”法官说。
年轻人说，“等一分钟！当一分钟后！我什么时候滚出去？“
法官回答，“早晚的事”。
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