他是我见过的最大的混蛋
At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high school classmate. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal.
"I sure was!" answered the host. "He's the biggest jerk I've ever met. Did you know him too?"
"Sort of," replied the guest. "My mother married him last Saturday."
在朋友家的一次宴会上，主人提到他的高中同学。一位客人问他如果他是一个学生在某位副校长的同时。“当然是！”主人回答说。”他是我见过的最大的混蛋。你也认识他吗？”“类，”客人回答。”我妈妈上周六嫁给他。”
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