趣味图片英语笑话：marriage 婚姻（双语）
...and then i read in a magazine, that kate middleton is pregnant,which is very exciting! i hope the baby will look extremely cute on photos ...i also read somewhere that diana ross is going to release a new album ...
我在一本杂志上读到，凯特王妃怀孕了，真的激动人心！ 我希望这个小孩在相片上看起来可爱些 我也想读到戴爱娜将要出新唱片了
leonard had hoped-for that their marriage only lasted until deatha did them part
莱纳德希望他们的婚姻在他们死亡时就结束了
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