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Father: You know, Tom, when Lincoln was your age, he was a very good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his class.
Tom: Yes, Father. I know that. But when he was your age, he was President of the United States

父亲:汤姆,你知道,当林肯在你这年龄时,他是一个很好的学生。事实上,他是班里最好的学生。汤姆:是的,爸爸。我知道。但当他在你这个年龄时,他是美国总统

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