那不可能是我的羊
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard nothing. They went and got a bigger rock, threw it in and waited. Still nothing.
They searched the area for something larger and came upon a railroad tie. With great difficulty, the two men carried it to the opening and threw it in. While waiting for it to hit bottom, a goat suddenly darted between them and leapt into the hole!
The guys were still standing there with astonished looks upon their faces from the actions of the goat when a man walked up to them.
He asked them if they had seen a goat anywhere in the area and they said that one had just jumped into the mine shaft in front of them!
The man replied, "Oh no. That couldn't be my goat, mine was tied to a railroad tie."
有两个人一起去远足，当他们来到一个废弃的矿井。他们扔在一块石头等待它惊人的底部的声音，但什么也没听到。他们扔了一块更大的石头，仍然在等待。还是什么都没有。
他们寻找一些更大的面积，来到一个铁路枕木。有很大的困难，这两个人又扔了下去。在等待它触底，一只山羊突然窜和它们之间跳进洞里！
这些家伙仍然站在那里，惊讶地看着他们的脸上的行动的山羊当一个人走到他们。
他问他们是否在该地区看到的任何一只山羊和他们说，一个刚刚跳到他们面前的矿井！
那人回答说，“哦，那不可能是我的羊，我被拴在枕木上。”
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