但我的工作量是如此巨大
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients.
When he saw the first visitor to his office come through the door, he immediately picked up his phone and spoke into it," I'm sorry, but my caseload is so tremendous that I'm not going to be able to look into your problem for at least a month. I'll have to get back to you then."
He then turned to the man who had just walked in, and said, "Now, what can I do for you?"
"Nothing," replied the man. "I'm here to hook up your phone."
一个年轻的律师，开始了他的私人执业，是开发潜在客户很着急。
当他看到他办公室的第一个客人进门来，他立即拿起电话，说，“我很抱歉，但我的工作量是如此巨大，我不能至少一个月，看看你的问题。我会回电给你。”
然后他转身刚走进来，那人说，“现在，我能为你做什么？”
“没什么，”那个人回答说。”我在这里
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