第30期双语笑话加练习题 插在何处
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Where do you think it should be plugged?" She waited for an answer expectfully .
"Plug in nose." is the answer.
Notes:
(1 ) be good at 擅长于
(2) copper n. 铜
(3) expectfully adv.期待地
Exercises:
根据短文选择正确答案：
① What is the mother good at?
A. seizing every chance to educate her son.
B. learning new things.
C. doing electric work.
D. doing house work.
② How old is her son?
A. two years old
B. three years old
C. four years old
D. five years old
③ What did she show to her son one day?
A. a plug
B. copper
C. two holes
D. her nose
④ What did the woman want her son to know?
A. to know about electricity
B. to know about copper
C. to know how to use a plug
D. to know about nose
⑤ Where did the son think the plug should be plugged?
A. in nose
B. in anything with two holes
C. in water
D. in a car
108.插在何处
一位母亲十分善于利用每一个机会对孩子进行教育。她的儿子只有三岁。一天，她拿着一个插头对儿子说：“看，这里有两个铜片，那它一定要插在有两个孔的地方。你说它应该插在哪儿呢？”母亲期待着儿子的回答。
“插在鼻子里！”儿子回答说。
练习参考答案：
①A②B③A④C⑤A
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