趣味英语：追女孩英文情书必杀之幽默第三式
一个广为流传的关于王子变成青蛙的故事经常被讲给孩子们听。当青蛙请求一位公主吻他时，公主因为青蛙太丑而拒绝。但青蛙最终得到了亲吻，变回了一个英俊的王子，然后公主答应嫁给他。这个故事蕴涵着一个强烈的寓意：外表漂亮有的时候不算数。当你听到这个故事时，你有没有开始幻想你就是那个王子，并且得到你的公主的吻呢？
幽默无痕第三式
范文摘要：
every beat of my heart, loudly cries yourname, i want so much to be with you, oh, please, please, feel thesame。
内心的每一次跳动，都在呼喊你的名字。我是如此渴望和你在一起，噢，希望你，希望你，能有同样的感觉。
i am looking for a word. i am looking for a whole new word. iam looking for a word. i am looking for a word that nobody knows. iam looking for a word. i am looking for a word that says...that youare the best!
我在寻找一句话，我在寻找一句全新的话。我在寻找一句话，我在寻找一句没人知道的话。我在寻找一句话，我在寻找一句话说……你是最好的！
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