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第1431期双语笑话 女人的世界 This is a woman's world

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This is a woman's world.When a man is born,people ask,"How is the mother?"When he marries,they exclaim,"What a lovely bride!"And when he dies,they inquire,"How much did he leabe her?"

这个世界是女人的。当一个男人出生时,人们问:“母亲可好?”当他结婚时,他们呼喊道“多漂亮的新娘啊!”而当他们去世时,他们问:“他留下多少钱给她。”

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