那你不应该留到现在才卖呀。
A man enters a bakery with a loaf of bread,＂I bought this bread here,and it tasters bad.＂＂What!＂exclaimed the baker.＂I’ve been baking bread for 25 years! ＂The man replies,＂You should have sold it right away!＂
一个男人拿着一条面包走进面包店：“这面包是在你这儿买的，味道很糟糕。”面包师叫了起来，“我的面包已经烤25年了。”男人回答说：“那你不应该留到现在才卖呀。”
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