你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起。

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Law of encounters:The probabillty of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

　　相遇定律：你越不想被人碰到跟某人在一起，就越是被人碰到。

　　Law of queue:If you change queues,the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

　　排队定律：如果你换一队，刚离开的那队就会比现在的这队走得快。

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