约翰正从自动取款机取钱
John was drawing money from an ATM.Jack,who was right behind him in line said,"Ha!Ha!I’ve seen your password.It’s 4 asterisks."John replied,"Ha!Ha!You are wrong.it’s 1258"
约翰正从自动取款机取钱。站在他身后的杰克说:“哈哈,我看到了你的密码了,是4个星。”约翰回答说:“哈哈,你错了,是1258”
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