俄国皇帝
The Emperor of Russia was once at a gathering in Pariswhen a collection was made for the poor． A very pretty Frenchgirl went to the Emperor and asked for a donation．He pulledout a twentyfranc piece and with a smile said：
"Voila，Mademoiselle，that is for your beautiful eyes．" The girl bowed and still held out her hand．“What is it youwant now？" asked the Emperor．
"Something for the poor，now， please，" replied the girl．
俄国皇帝
有一次，俄国皇帝出席巴黎的一个集会，人们在集会上为穷人募捐。一位美貌出众的姑娘走到皇帝跟前请求捐赠。他抽出一张二十法朗的钞票，笑着说：
“给你，小姐，为你美丽的双眼。”那姑娘点头致谢，但是仍然伸着手。“你现在要什么？”
“现在，请为穷人捐一些钱。”姑娘回答。
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