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第99期双语笑话加练习题 我无法停下(1)

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   The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched along behind her and when her turn finally came, she stepped aside, saying "You go on ahead. I can't stop now. He's just carried her into his castle!"

Notes:

  (1) paperback n.平装书

  (2) romance n.爱情故事

  (3) inch v.慢性移动;渐进

  (4) castle n.城堡

Exercises:

根据短文回答下列问题:

  ① Where were the two persons in the passage?

  ② What was the woman doing?

  ③ How was the line moving?

  ④ What did the woman do when her turn finally came?

  ⑤ Why did the woman do so?

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