第113期双语笑话加练习题 工作技巧（1）
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"
"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.
"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.
Notes:
(1) Oahu n.瓦胡（岛）
(2) straggler n.落伍者；掉队者
(3) show up显现
(4) approach v.走近；接近
(5) be about to（do）（表计划）即将做
(6) board v.上（船、火车、飞机、公共汽车等）
(7) straight-faced adj.板起面孔的
(8) nudist Colony天体营（裸体主义者实行其信条的场所）
(9) retreating quickly迅速后退。这是一个分词短语作状语，表示伴随状况。
Exercises:
根据短文填空：
① We were waiting in our tour bus for some _____ to show up.
② A man, obviously y not with our group, _____ the bus and was to board.
③ How would our driver _____the situation, we wondered.
④ He leaned _____the door.
⑤ "Oh, no, " replied the_____ passenger, _____quickly.
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