双语笑话 Go to the Cinema 去电影院
Go to the Cinema
A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”
去电影院
一个叫戴维的货车司机载着200只企鹅去伦敦动物园。可是他的车在高速公路上坏了。当一辆货车停在他面前的时候，戴维向司机罗珀特求救，并且解释自己要送这些企鹅去伦敦动物园。罗珀特说：“行，我帮你。”
几个小时过后，罗珀特又回来了，并经过戴维生病，戴维还等在高速公路上。那些企鹅也还在车上，特高兴的样子。
“我想我告诉过你吧这些企鹅送进动物园的。”戴维说。
罗珀特回答说：“是的，我去了。但是我的钱包丢在电影院了，所有我现在要回那里去。”
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