那是因为他曾经被狗咬过。
A: Ted is so scared by dogs that he shakes in his shoes whenever he sees one.
特德非常害怕狗,他一见到狗,就会吓得发抖。
B: The reason is that he once was bitten by a dog.
那是因为他曾经被狗咬过。
A: No wonder.
难怪。
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