请务必低头并小心脚下。

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Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando.

"When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."

"If you miss your step and hit your head, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

奥兰多公车上的声明。

“当您下车的时候，请务必低头并小心脚下。”

“如果您踩空了并撞到您的头了的时候，请您降低音量并注意您的用语。谢谢。”

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