手机版

他是一个篮球教练?

阅读 :


The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.
一位刚刚做完一场有关心理健康讲座的心理学指导老师,正在进行一个口头测试。

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"
测试主题定为躁狂抑郁症,她问道:“你将怎样诊断这样的一个病人,他先是来回走着并大声叫喊了一分钟,然后坐在一张椅子上失控般地哭泣。”

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"
一个坐在后面的年轻人举手答道:“他是一个篮球教练?”

更多 英语笑话英语小笑话英文笑话英语幽默小故事,请继续关注 英语作文大全

本文标题:他是一个篮球教练? - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
本文地址:http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/37076.html

相关文章

  • Bush Joke

      President Bush can‘t find WMD in Iraq,and can’t do anything about gas prices,so he‘s come out for“Intelligent Design”。I guess that shows that religion,not patriotism,is the last refuge of a...

    2018-12-29 英语笑话
  • 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹177:洗脸(中英)
    外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹177:洗脸(中英)

    Teacher: David,why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?老师:“戴维,你为什么不洗洗你的脸呢?我都看得出来你今天一早上吃的是什么。”David: What was i...

    2018-11-01 英语笑话
  • 网友发布爆笑武侠英文名 任我行叫"Let me go"

      近日,有网友在网上发布了武侠剧中相关名词的英文版翻译,声称有助于中国武侠剧“扬名海外”,但仔细看看,却并不是那么回事。因为其中大部分名...

    2018-10-29 英语笑话
  • 青春期

    Puberty One evening,in the midst of dinner preparation,our 10 yearold daughter asked,"Mom my, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment,so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionar...

    2019-01-19 英语笑话
  • 双语笑话 Only cash and credit cards

        When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged fora room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size andnumber of people.    " Do you take ch...

    2018-11-25 英语笑话
  • 外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹189:随你挑(中英)
    外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹189:随你挑(中英)

    Two IT guys were walking across the ark when one said, "Where did you get sucha great bike`?"两个从事信息技术工作的男子穿过公园,其中一个说:“你从哪里搞来了这么一辆好自行车?”The second IT guy...

    2018-11-01 英语笑话
  • 如果男人喜欢上了喝酒和吸烟……

      A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.  “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What's your secret for a long happy life?”  “I smoke th...

    2018-12-10 英语笑话
  • 丈夫送给我的生日礼物--双语幽默笑话

    gardening glove 园艺手套for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift sug...

    2018-10-30 英语笑话
  • Where Do You Want These Blinds

    A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the wome...

    2018-12-27 英语笑话
  • Doctors Joke (30)

      A woman goes to her doctor. She has a breadstick up her nose,a potato in her right ear and string bean in her left ear. She says,“Doctor,can you help me?I don‘t feel well,and I cannot figure out...

    2018-12-29 英语笑话
你可能感兴趣