她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。
It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.
一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。
After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.
她坐好后，一位男士走过来坚持说她坐了他的位子。这位女士根本不听，只告诉他走开
"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."
“好吧，”男士回答道。“如果你真想这样，你来开飞机吧。”
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