趣味图片英语笑话：Your life? 你的生活（双语）

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I don't know what I'm doing with my life!?

我不知道在我的生活中我在做什么！？

Your life? Why do you think it's your life? What kind of mortage do you have? Are you married? Are you employed? Do you have jobs?

你的生活？为什么你认为这是你的生活？你有什么样的抵押贷款呢？你结婚了么？你被雇佣了吗？你有工作吗？

Efficient way to push a person closer to the edge of a nervous breakdown

有效地把一个人推接近精神崩溃边缘的方法

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