因为别人开始以为我是领班。

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Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "

Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."

两个朋友正在谈工作。其中一个问：“为什么你被领班开了？”

另一个答道， “你知道领班是怎样站在旁边看别人干活的。我的领班嫉妒了，因为别人开始以为我是领班。”

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