外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹66：应该早告诉他 (中英)

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A Mormon bishop，a Catholic priest, and an evangelist were fishing from a boat in the middle of a small lake. The priest realized that he’d left his tackle box in his car, and，not wanting to disturb the other two，got out of the boat and walked over the water to the shore，got his gear, walked back，and started fishing.

一位摩门教主教、一位天主教牧师和一位新教传教士坐在同一艘船上在一个小湖的中央钓鱼。牧师发现他把渔具箱落在他车上了。他不想因此而打搅另两个人，所以他下船从水上走到了岸边。他拿了他的工具，又这样走了回来开始钓鱼。

An hour or so passed, and the bishop began to feel a little hungry. His lunch was back in his car, though. . . So, he got out of the boat .walked over the water got his lunch，came back，and nibbled on his sandwich.

大概过了一个小时，那个摩门主教开始感觉有一点饿。但是他的午饭也放在了汽车里。所以，他下了船从水面走过，拿回了他的午饭开始吃起三明治。

The evangelist，not to be outdone. decided that he’d best go for a walk，too. He mumbled something about going to the bathroom，stood up，stepped over the side of the boat… and splashed into the lake.

那个传教士觉得不能输给他们，于是决定他也下船走一圈。他嘴里嘟嚷着要去厕所，站起身来踩着船边，一下掉进了湖里。

The priest，chuckling, said to the bishop . “Think we should’ve told him about those submerged rocks

牧师乐着对主教说:“我觉得我们早该告诉他那些水中的石头在哪。”

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