一日上街不慎与一老外相撞
某人刻苦学习英语,终有小成。一日上街不慎与一老外相撞, 忙说:I am sorry.
老外应道:I am sorry too.
某人听后又道:I am sorry three.
老外不解,问:What are you sorry for?
某人无奈,道:I am sorry five.
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