英语幽默小故事带翻译：我饭后从不工作（双语）
i never work after supper 我饭后从不工作
a penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. one morning, he told the farmhand, “it’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time to eat. why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?”
一位农场主非常吝啬，不想让他雇佣的帮手停下来休息。一天早上，他对帮手说：“从地里回来，又要洗手吃饭，又花时间，真是太不方便了。我们何不省点时间，现在就吃午饭呢？”
the hired man agreed. the farm’s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and the two men ate again.
雇员同意了。农场主的妻子端进来一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，两个人又开始吃起来。
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