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英语幽默时尚版 我为妈妈煮了一杯茶

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  英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇01:我为妈妈煮了一杯茶,讲述了关于女儿给妈妈煮茶的英语幽默小故事,供在娱乐中学习

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  英语幽默笑话大全时尚生活篇01:我为妈妈煮了一杯茶(双语阅读)

  Have you notlced that children sometimes tyr to be helpful,but lt makes vour life more complicated? This story is about a sick mother whose darUng daughter want to be a good nurse.

  不知道你注意到没有,孩子们有时想帮你的忙,但却让你的生活更加复杂。下面是一位患病的母亲,她可爱的女儿想好好照顾她的故事。

  A:Mummy,let me fluff the pillow fo you

  妈妈,让我把枕头给你抖松。

  B:OK.

  好吧。

  A:Mummy,here is a magazine you can read it.

  妈妈,这是本杂志,你可以看看它。

  B:OK.Thank you!

  好吧。谢谢你。

  A:Mumrny,I make a cup of tea for you,here vou are.

  妈妈,我为你煮了一杯茶,给你。

  B:(Drinking) Why.vou are auch sweetheafi,I didn't know you could make tea.

  (喝茶)真是好女儿,我不知道休还会煮茶。

  A:Oh.yes.I put the tea leaves in the water like you do,and I boiled it.and then I strained it into a cup.But I couldn't find a strainer, so I used the flyswatter.

  哦,是的,我像你那样把茶叶放在水中,煮开,然后我把它过滤到水杯里。但是我找不到过滤器,我就用了苍蝇拍。

  B:You what?

  你用了什么?

  A:Oh,don'l worry,Mummy.I didn't use the new flyswatter.I used the old one.

  哦,别担心,妈妈。我没用新的苍蝇拍,我用的是旧的。


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