为猫作出补偿
Make up for Cat
Mr. Ford's car ran over Mrs. Black's cat, so he went over to apologize.
“I would like to make up somehow for that cat, Mrs.Black.”
“Ok. Come over tonight and catch mice!”
为猫作出补偿
福特先生的汽车从布莱克夫人的猫身上轧了过去,于是他走过去道歉。
“布莱克夫人,我愿以某种方式为那只猫作出补偿。”
“那今天晚上来捉老鼠吧!”
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