一位前台小姐的八级英语！！！
前台小姐：“hello.”你好
老外：“hi.”嗨
前台小姐：“you have what thing？”你有什么事？
老外：“can you speak english？”你能讲英语吗？
前台小姐：“if i not speak english， i am speaking what？” 如果我讲的不是英语，那是什么？
老外：“can anybody else speak english？” 有没有其它人会讲英语？
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go！” 你自己看看，所有人都在忙，没人有时间，你能等就等，不能等就走！
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” 天哪，这里有没有人能讲英语？
前台小姐：“shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing？” 你叫什么叫，安静一点，你来这里有什么事？
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”我想找你们领导
前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！” 头不在，你明天来！
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