生命知识 Facts of Life
I have always tried to be open and honest with my children whenever they came to me with questions， but six-year-old Peter caught me off guard one evening when he bounced in at dinner time and asked， “Mom， when you get married， does that make you pregnant？”
“No，” I answered， “Getting married is not what makes you pregnant.”
“Well，” he persisted， “how do you get pregnant then？”
Not wishing to get into such a serious discourse just before dinner， I answered， “Peter， it's a sort of a long story.”
Within an impish look on his little face， he cocked his head and replied， “You don't know， do you？”
每当孩子们问我问题时，我总是试图坦诚相告。可是，有天晚上，我那六岁的儿子彼得把我难住了。他在晚饭时冲回家来，突然问道：“妈，结婚会使人怀孕吗？”
“不，”我说：“结婚不一定会使人怀孕。”
“那么，”他追问道：“你是怎么怀孕的？”
我不想在吃饭前讨论如此严肃的话题，于是答道：“彼得，这事儿一时半会也说不清楚。”
彼得的小脸上一副调皮模样，他歪着头说：“你也不知道，是吗？”
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