外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹284：拳击和逃跑(中英)

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Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, “This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.”

丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友:“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”

Friend: “But suppose he come up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.”

朋友:“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”

Dan: “I’m teaching him how to run,too.”

丹:“当然，我也会教他逃跑的。”

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